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"Her Real Name Isn't Phasionor" is a song from Kamen Rider Zero-One: The Next Generation vs. Power Rangers Dino Fury. It is sung by Zion, with Phasionor's entourage as backup singers, in an attempt to list all the bad things about Phasionor as revenge. Zion is provoked into singing the song when Phasionor angered him by sending Orange Sunrise to Siberia against her will, when the original plan was for Phasionor to go there herself. The song is requested by one of Phasionor's biggest fans.

Lyrics[]

[Zion "Pikachu18"]
Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! (Phasionor: That's me!)
Whose behavior in this town always makes me hurl! (Phasionor: What?!)
She's a nasty, blue haired schemer, who calls herself "Your girl"!
Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!
[Entourage]
Hey!
Phasionor: Hey! [slowly] Hey...
[Zion "Pikachu18"]
She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!
She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can!
[Entourage]
Hey!
Phasionor: I eat a lot of fiber!
[Zion "Pikachu18"]
She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight!
So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Zion "Pikachu18"]
She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly
There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Phasionor!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Zion "Pikachu18"]
She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Phasionor!
She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Phasionor!
Zion "Pikachu18": It's Melissa!
[Entourage]
Hey!

Trivia[]

  • Rob the Pony, Javi Garcia and Sandalwood are seen playing instruments they don't normally play except for Fluttershy, who is still playing the tambourine.
    • Javi is shown playing a balalaika.
    • Rob plays a tuba.
    • Sandalwood plays a concertina.
  • The song, Her Real Name Isn't BlaineleyIcon-crosswiki.png is from Total Drama World Tour. It is sung in "Aftermath Aftermayhem" by Geoff, with Blaineley's entourage as backup singers, in an attempt to list all the bad things about Blaineley as revenge. Geoff is provoked into singing the song when Blaineley angered him by sending Bridgette to Siberia against her will, when the original plan was for Blaineley to go there herself. The song is requested by one of Blaineley's biggest fans. He then revealed Blaineley's real name, Mildred.
  • It is revealed that Phasionor's real name is Melissa, as punishment for sending Orange Sunrise to Siberia.
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